How to Bake a Cake
Preheat oven; get out utensils and ingredients; remove blocks and toy cars from table; grease pan, crack nuts; measure two cups of flour; remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby. Re-measure flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove baby's hands from bowl. Wash baby. Answer phone. Return. Remove one-fourth inch of salt from greased pan. Look for baby. Grease another pan. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find baby. Remove hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nutshells in it. Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes, and baby. Call local bakery!!!!! Lie down with baby for a nap.
Preheat oven; get out utensils and ingredients; remove blocks and toy cars from table; grease pan, crack nuts; measure two cups of flour; remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby. Re-measure flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove baby's hands from bowl. Wash baby. Answer phone. Return. Remove one-fourth inch of salt from greased pan. Look for baby. Grease another pan. Answer phone. Return to kitchen and find baby. Remove hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nutshells in it. Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes, and baby. Call local bakery!!!!! Lie down with baby for a nap.
8 comments:
Very Cute!
That is Ella for sure!
Love,
Grammy
That is really cute!
This is GREAT! VEry TRue!! I'm going to forward this to Rob. This might help him understand even better how my day progresses so slowly! :-)
That is so funny. I don't know Ella but it sounds like some days I had with three under 5 :)
I certainly can identify with this!
That sounds like my day!!
I LOVED this! Both Phillip and I read it and laughed! That is so true with Noah too! Now you know why I send him with Phillip when I'm going to bake! HA!
Love, Heather =)
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